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Available in many colors and sizes, the shirt blends a retro, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with durable, cozy construction.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee fits someone who loves tongue-in-cheek, retro-inspired graphics and wants an everyday staple that feels like it’s already been part of their wardrobe for years. It pairs naturally with denim, skate shoes, or layered under an open flannel for easygoing, character-filled outfits. Use it for casual meetups, food-festival strolls, or whenever you want to wear something that sparks smiles and conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, 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